Reigns Calls Out Sammartino, Superstar Graham, Thesz and Warrior

Former WWE Champ and noted Daffy Duck impersonator, Roman "sufferin' sucatash" Reigns recently issued a video in which he challenged the very, very retired Undertaker to a rematch of the Wretlemania main event.  That would be the match after which the geratric Deadman made it abundatly clear was his last match.

Next on his
 hitlist:
Louis Spicoli

Said Reigns "I don't care if he took an hour to get dressed then undressed at Mania and basically did everything short of carving "I Am Retired" into his chest with a bowie knife, I want a rematch with that undead son of a bitch. Frankly I need it, its the only way I get any heat at all in the ring."

Sensing that he was on to something, Reigns recorded further videos in which he issued similar
challenges to other legends of the ring. The list of stars that Roman wants to face in order to build his own, non-existent legend includes:

- Longest ever reigning WWE champion Bruno Sammartino - retired and 81 years old)
- Superstar Billy Graham - retired, 74 years old and whose hips and nees are held together with  scotch tape and spackle
- Lou Thesz, - arguably the greatest wrestler of all time, but sadly dead these last fifteen years. (although he could probably still submit Reigns even in his now decomposed state)
- The Ultimate Warrior, also deceased which Reigns should know because he was there at the time

Undeterred by the limitations listed above, Reigns went on to rant how he could "take any of these legends out because he is the greatest and they are all "Dethpicable" and proclaiming it
"Rabbit Season" on their collective asses.