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Wednesday 12 July 2017

Baron Corbin Breaks Character

Former winner of the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale and ownder of the most puzzling hairline in all of wrestling, Baron Corbin, broke character on 205 Live last night and actually had an entertaining match.

Giant stiff Corbin went 'off-script' in his bout with Shinsuke Nakamura by showing a hitherto unseen ability to sell and generating drama in the seven minute match.  Backstage, Baron was said to be "elated" with his performance and credited Nakamura for his part in it. "I mean, obviously it helps to be in the ring with the worlds best wrestler, but still, I was doing stuff they never taught me in developmental. Who knew a seven footer could do anything more than kick, punch and be tall??"

Pictured: Inconsiderate bastard
His joy was shared by everybody however.  A small child was seen crying after the match, apparently
confused by what he saw in the ring "it just didn't look real" he was heard to remark between sobs and his father expressed his outrage at Corbin spoiling the illusion of reality by breaking character so blatantly and spoiling the show for his son.

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