|Pictured: Ross after taking a piss |
for the first time in seven hours
"I accept that my speech became somewhat slurred and my comments increasingly incoherent as the event went on, bit that was soley a result of my being bored shitless by an event that seemed like it was never going to end"
He continued "it was seven hours long! I mean, WTF as the kids say. I had to sit there through the whole damn thing. At least the audience got to get up and go to the concession stand, or have a nap and return for entrant number 40. Frankly I think I deserve a medal for not turning to booze to get through it"
"By hour four, I was so bored I that started jamming a pen into my leg just to stay awake, and now I have sepsis from the ink getting into my bloodstream. Damn"