McMahon Inspired by 'Nobody Speak' for the Wrong Reasons

Vince Mcmahon, Chairman of the WWE has apparently recently watched 'Nobody Speak', the highly acclaimed documentary centered around the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker leaked sex tape case and has drawn inspiration from it for all the wrong reasons.

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Whilst most people understood the core message of the film, that free speech is under threat from the super-rich, who are able to suppress stories they don't want made public via the threat of litigation, McMahon had a different takeaway.

"Wait, you mean billionaires can manipulate the press?? Why didn't anybody tell me?  You mean I could have squashed all that shit people have written about me, even if most of it was true? I could have sued that assmunch Mushnick into oblivion all this time??" McMahon (net worth $1.2bn) was heard to rant at his assistant.  "Jesus, some is gonna get fired over this. Now rewind that tape and lets watch it again dammit!!"