|Pictured: Not drunk|
The Bears, who have denied rumors that Pace has been drinking steadily since the end of February,
|Still, it's better than Jay Cutler|
Upon hearing the news that he had been picked by a franchise that is clearly trolling their fanbase, Breeze responded "aww man, really? The Bears? I'm not even a football player and I know they suck, working the opening match at a house show in Podunk Alabama is better than that"
Not resting on his laurels, Pace has announced plans to enter the NBA draft where he has been scouting 5'9 center Wally Swanson from North Haverbrook Junior College, and the MLB draft where he feels that is a wealth of untapped talent in Belgium.