Jinder Mahal Fails To See Why He is WWE Champion

Current WWE champion and Winstrol V vial made flesh, Jinder Mahal is apparently unaware of his role within the company, as evidenced by his recent interview with the Times of India.

"I truly hope to be champion when the WWE next tours my homeland of India so that I can speak to my people in Punjabi and feel the love of all the Indian people as they cheer for me, one of their own as the number one wrestler in the WWE"

As holder of the WWE's secondary title, native Canadian Mahal is laboring under the impression that

I can't wait to go back to my homeland,
with its forests full of moose and rivers
of ice-cold Molson-ey?

there is a chance that he will not be the headliner on the company's tour of the second biggest market in the world. Moreover, he seems to believe that his reign will last more than a few days longer than the tour itself.

"It is an incredible confluence of fate that I, someone who can pass as native Indian, was able to win the championship at the same time as the WWE started it's expansion into the homeland of my great, great grandparents"  he added "Thats a real stroke of luck don't you think?"

Should Jinder be under any illusion about why he has been raised from curtain jerker to (sort of) main eventer, he need look no further than mid-90's WCW performer Frank Andersson was their headliner in Sweden whilst failing to even gain a spot as a jobber on Saturday Night, or late-90's WWF where barely mobile steroid monster Davey Boy Smith had a European title created for him, only to lose it on the last night of the UK for no reason other than to fuck with him.

Upon the conclusion of the Indian tour, the Reign of Mahal is expected to last milliseconds rather than millenia.