Simmons to Sheamus “Stop this Irish on Irish Hate”

He causes problems? Really?

Simmons feels that Irish people need to unite rather than fight between themselves, and that some ginger freak has no business insulting his overtly self indulgent chat show. To that end, he has used his huge Twitter following to start an ‘All Leprechaun Lives Matter’

The dictionary definition of  'More money than sense'

The dictionary definition of  'More money than sense'

Pasty weirdo Sheamus’ slam of noted sports broadcaster Bill Simmons has prompted the ‘Sports Guy’ to issue a plea for calm and reconciliation to end the “Irish on Irish hate”
Los Angeles resident Simmons identifies as Irish due to his Boston upbringing and Single White Female-esque relationship with Celtics legend Larry Bird (native of Indiana) and feels that his feud with Sheamus will only fuel the anti-Irish tension that has spread across the country.

As Irish as a Kikenny Spring morning

The long standing animosity against Americans who claim to hail from the Emerald Isle despite the only “Ireland” they have ever visited being ‘Coney’, ‘Long’ or The Treasure Island Casino and Buffet in Hackensack New Jersey, stems from their unrelenting arrogance about the success of their sports teams, and their accent. Their grating, nasally f*cking “chow-daaah” whine.

Outside of their native New England, Irish Americans have reported numerous incidents that they consider to be ‘attacks’ in recent months. These include:

-       a Bruins fan in Austin Texas having his snapback hat sniggered at
-       a McDonalds in Lincoln, Nebraska running out of Shamrock shake mix at 7.45pm on St Patricks Day 2015
-       The Red Sox not winning the MLB title in over two years
-       Leo DiCaprio being passed over for the Best Actor Oscar for ‘The Departed’ (That was wicked haa-aarsh), and
-       NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s recent purchase of a Doomsday laser to finally settle the ‘Belichick Conundrum’