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Thursday 20 October 2016

Jones Suspension: “Proof” WWE Remains at Cutting Edge of Sports Entertainment

The shock suspension of star performer Jon Jones, just days before he was due to headline UFC 200 has prompted the WWE to issue a press release claiming that this is proof that they remain at the cutting edge of sports entertainment.

Said the press release

We banned our star athlete for using PEDs weeks ago, now UFC just happens to have the same issue – is that a coincidence? Our policy is even more of a sham than theirs, so to fail it shows real innovation on our part. It clearly shows that they don’t have an original idea and copy everything they do from WWE. From using PPV as an outlet – something WWE invented, to copying their entire business from our legendary Brawl for All Tournament, the UFC is nothing but a pale imitation of the worldwide leader”

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