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Thursday 11 May 2017

Leaked Charlotte Pics Reveal Saggy Bosom Syndrome Not Hereditary

Official reports from the WWE concerning the recent hack of WWE Womens Division supremo Charlotte Flairs Iphone account which led to  at her nude selfies being leaked onto the internet, suggest that she has been left "angry and devastated" at the "obscene invasion of her privacy", however, according to sources close to Flair tell a different tale.

According to friends, she is quietly relieved that the world now knows that the 'Saggy Bosom Syndrome' that famously afflicts her father has not been passed down to her.
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According to a close friend who wishes to remain anonymous, Flair has experienced difficulty in attracting romantic partners since her split from ex-husband Bram, and was concerned that the deterioration of her fathers physique was putting potential suitors off as they didn't want to be left with a 'fried egg haning from a nail' situation, boob-wise.

"These pictures put that to rest because those babies are bouncy, if a tad uneven, you would almost think the leak was planned, especially seeing as the phone case she uses was a WWE one - thats blatant product placement if ever I've seen it"

WWE breast, bosom and puppies spokesman Jerry 'The King' Lawler has yet to release a statement on the pictures because he has been left literally speechless since their publication. And he has not left his bathroom since either.

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