Proving yet again that they just cannot let go of the Attitude Era, the WWE is attempting to recreate the the ‘Madusa Dumps the Womens Title Into a Garbage Can Live on Nitro’ moment at this year Wrestlemania show. The legendary 1996 incident, remembered for being a significant shot fired in the Monday Night Wars, will be played out in match form at this years flagship show by having the WWE title figuratively being thrown into a garbage can when Randy Orton meets Bray Wyatt in a mid-card, heat-free match for the belt.
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| Mongo is clearly staring at her boobs |
By taking a chubby, perennial mid-carder (Wyatt) and squaring him off against the personification of the word dull (Orton, who is has been warmed over more times than a McDonalds Filet o’ Fish sandwich at 1am on a Tuesday), the WWE is consigning its world championship belt to the dustbin of history.
The prestigious title, which has been held by such legends as Kane, JBL and Jack Swagger, is taking a backseat to a nonsense belt that was made up approximately seven minutes ago and which is being fought over by a part-time wrestler who has twice quit the WWE to try his hand at something, (anything, please!) different, and a middle aged one-hit wonder from twenty years ago on his third go-round, whose previous Wrestlemania bout set new standards for unwatchable and left precisely nobody pining for a rematch.
Wrestlemania is being held in Orlando. Reports that the event may have to be postponed due to an impending earthquake have been dismissed. The rumblings are apparently limited to the Sarasota region of Florida and are the result former WWE champion Randy Savage spinning furiously in his grave
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