Early Betting Odds for WWE Payback PPV

Here are the early betting odds for Sunday’s WWE Payback PPV event:

US Championship: Kevin Owens vs Chris Jericho

- Jericho chokes on his own stupid scarf (9/1)

- Kevin Owens wears a t-shirt to hide is flabby gut (1/6)

- Nobody is fooled by Owens Shirt (1/15)

Raw Women’s Championship: Bayley vs Alexa Bliss

- Bayley fails to be as over as she was in NXT (3/1)

- Bayley is still more over than Alexa Bliss by a factor of fifty (2/1)

- Far too many grown men will hold up signs saying 'Hugger Section" and feel no shame whatsoever

Cruiserweight Championship: Neville vs Austin Aries

- Match will feature the best aerial maneuvers seen in WWE in 2017  (5/1)

- Less than 30% of the live crowd will see them as they all head for the concession stand / bathroom (2/7)

Raw Tag Team Championship: Hardy Boyz vs Cesaro and Sheamus

- Sheet writers have already written articles proclaiming this the best match of the card (7/1)

Ambulance Match: Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman

- The pace of the match forces Websters to both invent and redefine the phrase 'Ball Numbingly Slow' (10/1)

- Braun Strowman exhibits his inhuman strength by carrying Reigns to an acceptable match (7/2)

- Roman Reigns employs more than five moves (2000/1)

House of Horrors Match: Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt 

- The WWE projects images of Care Bears and cartoon unicorns onto the mat during the match, on the basis that insect and other gross images totally failed at Wrestlemania (5/1)

- The match lives up to its title for all the wrong reasons (4/1)

- Abdullah the Butcher somehow ends up in a fake electric chair at the end (14/3)

Seth Rollins vs Samoa Joe

- Someone gets injured and will be out for 7-12 months(11/1)

- It will be Rollins (7/1)

- He will do it to himself as karmic retribution for ripping off Kenny Omega (1/3)