Sports Guy Pissed That Wrestlemania 33 Not Being held in Boston

Just so......punchable

Former ESPN personality and host of short-lived sports talk show 'Any Given Wednesday' Bill ‘Sports Guy’ Simmons has taken to Twitter to express his disappointment at Boston not being chosen as the site of Wrestlemania 33.

"33! It's Larry Birds number for f**ks sake. Everything I do is centered around the number 33, and I assume that’s how everybody else thinks and acts."  He continued "Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics are the cornerstone of this great Punchablecountry of ours, and to pass up an opportunity to honor him is just plain unpatriotic".  He proceeded to spend the entirety of his next podcast complaining about it with his friends Jacko, House, Cousin Sal, Murph, Sully and the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms box. 

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"Haven’t I slurped HHH enough? I hosted that godawful live Raw show for crying out loud. The least they could do is move the show to Boston, dedicate it to the genius of Bird, give me and my son front row seats and make sure all his favorites win, including Larry legend beating Roman Reigns for the Universal Title.

If not for me, then do it for the long-suffering sports fans of Boston.  In the last ten years, all we have had is a couple of world series wins, an NBA championship and a Stanley Cup, plus we haven’t won a Superbowl since January. January!! C’mon WWE! Show spare a thought for us downtrodden New Englanders!

It's been tough for the sports fans of beantown