Fresh off drafting North Carolina QB Mitch Trubisky at No 2 in the NFL draft - just weeks after paying perennial backup Mike Glennon a kings ransom to play the same position - Chicago Bears General Manager Ryan Pace continued his run of bizarre decisions by somehow drafting Smackdowns Tyler Breeze in the WWE Superstar Shakeup.
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| Pictured: Not drunk |
Nobody is quite sure why Pace felt the need to pick the lower mid-carder, what he plans to do with him and how exactly he managed to get into the WWE draft in the first place.
The Bears, who have denied rumors that Pace has been drinking steadily since the end of February,
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| Still, it's better than Jay Cutler |
made the shocking move to pick Rawley, have confounded NFL draft analysts by sacrificing two third pound picks and a fourth rounder to move up from third to second to select a player that most felt would be a mid-first rounder who is expected to spend an uneventful three years as a backup before flaming out of the league.
Upon hearing the news that he had been picked by a franchise that is clearly trolling their fanbase, Breeze responded "aww man, really? The Bears? I'm not even a football player and I know they suck, working the opening match at a house show in Podunk Alabama is better than that"
Not resting on his laurels, Pace has announced plans to enter the NBA draft where he has been scouting 5'9 center Wally Swanson from North Haverbrook Junior College, and the MLB draft where he feels that is a wealth of untapped talent in Belgium.
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