WWE Reacts to Rumors Rusev Has Left the Company

In response to rumors that the Rusev, the greatest living example of punching above your weight relationship-wise, has left the company, WWE spokesman said  "He has? thats fantastic news!  We

"I'll get this in Impact too won't I?, Won't I??"

had no idea what to do with him anyway and that whole Rusev Day thing was getting fucking irritating"

After a couple more beers, he followed this up with "He had a good run, we even splurged on a tank for his entrance that one time and, lets face it, he would never have hooked up with a chick as hot as Lana. Actually, she's still with us, I might take a run at that"