Report: Nick Saban Considering WWE GM Job

Following his teams loss to Clemson in the CFB championship, Alabama head coach Nick Saban has been flooded with offers to take his genius to another organisation, to do what he did at the Crimson Tide - turn them from a once dominant power who became insignificant, to being a major force again. Amongst his uitors are numerous NFL teams and one suprising outside choice that Saban reportedly finds 'intriguing' - the WWE.

Said WWE Chairman Vince McMahon "We are always looking for the best talent for our sports entertainment brands and nobody exeplifies success better than Coach Saban" he added "except me of course"

McMahon has no plans to step down as head of WWE to make way for Saban, instead, the company has other plans should the former Miami Dolphins head coach make a move to the squared circle
"We feel he would make an outstanding General manager for our flagship Raw tv show. There are so many reasons he is a perfect fit - fans already love seeing an overbearing, obnoxious authority figure hog the spotlight every week, and can't get enough of seeing wrinkled sexagenarian (editors note: its not what you think, it refers to his age), and he already has a wardrobe that is almost entirely red, so it fits perfectly and saves us some money on wardrobe into the bargain"

Other gridiron coaches who have flirted with pro wrestling in the past include:

Howard Schnellenberger - who's skill in recruiting African American athletes to Miami University caught the eye of Bill Watts, who was always looking to repeat the success of the Junk Yard Dog in his UWF promotion.

Mike Ditka - his status as a near deity in his adopted hometown made him an attractive prospect for the Chicago based Ring of Honor promotion

Lane Kiffin - Perenially ailing TNA, having gone through a string of failed bookers, briefly considered a shock hire when Lane Kiffin became available after being fired / quitting one of his many college football jobs, but despite once offering gainful employment to Vince Russo, decided that they could not sink to such depths and let Kiffin near their company