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Wednesday 18 January 2017

Deshaun Watson Declares for WWE Draft

Former Heisman trophy nominee and national collegiate championship quarterback,
Clemson 4 Life
Deshaun Watson has declared himself eligible for the next WWE Draft.


"They still have those right?" asked Watson at the post game press conference. "I haven't watched WWE since elementary school, but man I remember being pumped for who was going to Raw and who would wrasslin' on Thursdays on Smackdown"

Rumors that his declaration was a response to reports that he is predicted to fall to the third or fourth round of the NFL draft have been unconfirmed, but Watson feels that his exceptional athletic gifts will translate well to the promotion that has featured such stars as Kevin Owens, Yokozuna and Mick Foley as world champions.

"I'm bound to be a high pick, just look at the incredible success that other undersized African Americans like Kofi kingston and Xavier Woods have had in WWE lately!  Longest reigning tag champions ever, over like clover and best of all, they have done it all with class and dignity - no need to make fools of themselves to be stars, no siree"

Draft analysts have Watson graded out as a late round pick that grades out as a long term NXT jobber.

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