The WWE has announced that it's 2018 flagship show, Wrestlemania, will be held in New Orleans. The announcement came as a surprise to many who thought that either Minnesota or Philadelphia had the inside track on being the host city, particularly as the 'Granddaddy of Them All' emanated from the Louisiana city as recently as 2014.
Today, a leaked memo from WWE headquarters has shed light on why the company chose to return to The Big Easy so soon. The memo is untitled but is allegedly in the hadwriting of company chairman Vince McMahon has been edited for coherence and to remove profanity.
- Vince wants to show the world he can outdraw anything that fat slob Bill Watts did and finally win the end the
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- Hurricanes and plenty of ‘em, "I f*****g love those things, they f*** you up so damned quick"
- Vince really loved the CW TV show 'The Originals' and hopes this time he gets to meet meets some real vampires "Preferably the sexy ones"
- "Get this - if you give a chick some beads, she will show you her boobs? How f*****g awesome is that??"
(side note, order a dozen cases of beads, if Linda asks why, say its for a new Samoan character or something)
(side note, order a dozen cases of beads, if Linda asks why, say its for a new Samoan character or something)
- Gives us an excuse to finally induct Lash Laroux into the Hall of Fame
- Did I mention the hurricanes? and the boobs?
- Did I mention the hurricanes? and the boobs?
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