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Thursday 10 November 2016

Jim Ross Comments on Hulk Hogan’s Return

Former WWE announcer and college football fetishist Jim Ross, has spoken publicly about the prospect of Hulk Hogan returning to the WWE at Wrestlemania.

“He’s a legend and the Babe Ruth of wrestling so why not, he would create a great spark in his home state, but seriously people, what do I have to do to get back with that company???”

Ross continued to rant on his weekly podcast

“He gets caught on tape with a floppy weiner, ranting about homosexuals and minorties and they are going to put him on the biggest show of the year! Maybe I should do more of that kinda stuff instead of all the in depth analysis and insightful commentary that I have been doing for thirty years in an effort to give this freak show they call wrestling an air of credibility!”

“Maybe if I took my pants off right now and started jacking my tallywhacker live on Facetube (sic), I’d get to call the main event!!” At which point he began to do just that before the webcam went black.

The following day, Ross was unavailable for comment, but his spokesperson said that the incident was not something Jim was proud of, he had a bad reaction to the medication he was taking, and could HHH call him as soon as he can because he has some great booking ideas for Rusev that involve Steve ‘Dr Death’ Williams.

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