Fresh off his steroid infused victory over Mark Hunt at UFC 200, Canadian GILF lover Brock Lesnar has been handed his toughest challenge yet at WWE's flagship show, Wrestlemania.
In addition to his long list of MMA victories over former champions of Randy Couture, Frank Mir and Shance Carwin, Lesnar has beaten all of the WWE's greats from John Cena to Bob Holly, peaking in his legendary victory over The Undertaker that ended The Streak, but analysts believe the WWE has gone too far with their Wrestlemania plan.
Yes, human Killdozer Lesnar will face his toughest challenge yet – Shane 'Shane O'Mac' McMahon.
The chubby, middle aged, greying son of the company's owner will participate in his tone bout of the year with a shot at the man who is outlawed in thirty countries as a war crime.
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Shane has made a career of sorts by working sporadically, allowing him to take insane bumps, safe in the knowledge that he will have months to recover and a giant pile of cash lie on while he does. Who can forget the way Shane stole all the headlines after jumping off the Hell In A Cell cage, landing safely onto some crash mats.
Bookies have installed Shane as 2:1 on favorite for the bout, as he seeks revenge for his loss to the Undertaker last year, plus, if Lesnar hurts even one hair on Shanes head, Vince may have him killed.
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