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Saturday 21 October 2017

TNA Branching Out Into Pizza's

TNA / GFW / Impact / Billy Corgans Travelling Freakshow, or whatever it is called these days, has announced a major strategic move - into the fast growing world of pizza!

The company announced the launch of the  “Impact Pizza” on a conference call recently.  They’ll be holding a press conference at the Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada on Friday, where they’ll be unveiling the Impact-themed pizza and an Impact signature beverage. Bobby Lashley and Eli Drake will be on hand to promote it and then physically deliver it to you in 30 minutes or less, or your order is free.

Said current GFW CEO Jason Brown "We are the first to admit that times have been a little tough in the wrestling business, what with us not actually promoting any shows at all, so we felt the time was right to branch out in a new direction, and who doesn't like pizza?   He continued "And would you like extra cheese on that sir, no problem, it will be $28.50 and will be with you very shortly, thank you for your order"

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