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Monday 30 October 2017

Neville Changes Mind About Quitting After Returning Home to Newcastle

Diminutive high flier Neville has reportedly quit the WWE as he is unhappy, but as a native of the North East region of England, abject misery is his default setting.

Years of wrestling around the globe have given the former PAC an unreal sense of how
This is Neville, on Christmas morning,
having just been given a cute puppy as a gift.
he is delighted
good his life should be and that smiling is actually an option.  This newfound sense of self worth has led to his dissatisfaction at being relegated to the 205 division and then having to lose that title to Enzo Amore of all people. Apparently neither the Red Rooster nor the Brooklyn Brawler were available.


Since quitting the company and returning to his native land, Neville has experienced a change of heart and is hoping he can return.
The north east of England is a former industrial powerhouse turned post apocalyptic wasteland with few job and even fewer days of sunshine. It makes modern day Detroit look like Cancun on spring break.  Said Neville; "Ah forgot hoo feckin aaarful this hea playce wez , Ahm gunna caal HHH te ax fre mah jerb back like, y'naaah"


Sunderland residents refer to t
his as 'The Posh Bit of Town'
We have no clue what that means either, and it is this confusion that may prove to be his salvation.  When he left the voicemail on Stephanies phone to announce he was quitting, nobody could comprehend his thick Geordie accent, so they just assumed it was a prank call from a lunatic.

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