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Saturday 26 August 2017

Strongman Strowman Flips Ambulance, Pressboard Table

Former Wyatt family member, Braun Strowman demonstrated his formidable strength once again at Summerslam, proving once and for all that the WWE has no idea how to present such acts in a believable manner.

A few weeks ago, the WWE attempted presented fans with the laughable sight of the only wrestler
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with sufficient mass to generate his own gravity, flipping a 10,000 lb ambulance during an attack on Roman Reigns, whilst on the most recent PPV, they attempted to convince fans that his overturning a cheap pressboard table was somehow a threat to Brock Lesnar's life.

Despite the announcers attempts to sell the move as devastating, it was clear from the way the table bounced that it was only mildly more uncomfortable for Brock that shiatsu massage or having a flock of ducklings waddle over his back.

These conflicting and desperately unconvincing representations of strength are not the first time the pro-wrestling has failed to show feats of strength convincingly.

- In 1988, Ultimate Warrior and Hercules snapped a papier mache chain painted silver to look like steel during a tug-o-war
- Also in 1988, walking charisma vacuum Dino Bravo 'broke' the world bench press record despite weight plates clearly being made of plastic and saying 'Fisher Price' on the side
- Hulk Hogan's 1987 bodyslam of Andre the Giant that claimed the 360lb Andre was actually 600lb, and that nobody in history had ever managed to do it before despite the reams of evidence showing the likes of Harley Race, Antonio Inoki, El Santo, and literally dozens of others slamming the huge Frenchman, including such unlikely candidates as Terry Taylor, Tommy Rich, Santino Marella and Doink.






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