Becky Lynch Comments non UFC Stars Coming To WWE

Irish steampunk enthusiast Becky Lynch has commented on the prospect of a number of female UFC stars coming to the WWE to challenge for the seemingly endless number of womens titles.

With Shayna Basler entering the Mae Young classic and the long rumored signing of flash-in-the-pan former UFC champ Ronda Rousey inching ever closer, the chances of seeing the 'Lass-Kicker' actually getting her lass kicked for real are increasing by the minute, and Lynch is not taking it lightly.

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"Shit!" Lynch was heard to remark to friends "I only just managed to get out of that Cyborg situation and now there's a feckin' army of the buggers comin", before adding "Begorrah!"

The "cyborg situation" refers to Lynch's social media spat with UFC featherweight champion and possible real life terminator, Cris 'Cyborg' Venancio that nearly resulted in a bout between the two at Summerslam, which would most likely have been Becky's last day on earth.

"Oi made sure me will was up to date, just in case. Nobody's going to get their hands on me lucky charms Oi happpen to be murdered in the ring by that walking steroid syringe"

Now there may be even more female killing machines joining WWE, Lynch's prospects of reaching retirement age do not look promising.  Case in point: Cyborg has a record of 18-1 in her MMA career and is considered one of the worlds greatest fighters,
either male or female, whilst Lynch wears stupid goggles and is a ginger so is already at a genetic disadvantage.

Many observers claim that this is just a publicity stunt to cash in on the publicity for cross-combat sport matches generated by the MacGregor vs Mayweather fight, and that Cyborg will co-operate in a perfectly safe worked bout, but Lynch is not taking any precautions.

Said a friend "Becky hasn't got time  to get good enough at real fighting to take on any of these women,  so instead she is making sure that her family are looked after should the worst happens.  Her extensive collection of top hats and goggles will go to her parents, whilst the pot of gold that she protects will be held in trust for future generations of leprechauns"