WWE Elimination Chamber PPV Completes Company Feminism Quota for Next Decade

With so many of its Smackdown headliners occupied in the main event, the WWE Smackdown PPV ‘Elimination Chamber’, the company was forced to stage no less than three womens matches on the card, including a tag match.  

Whilst some observers hailed the move to have almost half of the cards matches featuring women as being

Pictured: Women doing actual wrestling

brave and moving the company into a new direction where womens matches are seen as being on an equal footing as their male counterparts, others were more cynical.

“They only used that many ladies because they needed to fill out the card” said Wade Keller of PW Torch “They allocated all their guys who can draw to the main event, and then used all the mid carders in a tag turmoil thing, so they really had nobody left”

There was none of this (sigh)

Said WWE road agent Bob ‘Sgt Slaughter’ Remus “Yep, he’s right, the bookers really dropped a bollock on that one. We had three hours to fill and nobody to fill it with, unless you wanted the Ziggler handicap match to go 50 minutes?? Thought not”  he added “besides, that one show had more than triple the amount of womens wrestling than we showed for the entire decade of the nineties, and nobody ended up in lingerie or a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding, so it should keep the feminists off our backs until at least 2026”