HHH to challenge Asuka for NXT Womens Title

Fresh off breaking Goldbergs record for most consecutive victories, NXT Womens Champion and arguably the most talented wrestler in the world, Asuka, has been issued a challenge from an unexpected source - WWE COO HHH.

The 266lb multi-time former mens champion has decided he wants to Elevate the 115lb Asuka by giving her the honor of being in the rin ring with the King of Kings.

"The kid (Asuke, 35) has done really well, but it means nothing until she has faced the greatest of all time, and

Warning: Sharp learning curve ahead

that's me. Look at all my titles, I beat everybody Rock, Austin, Angle, and I did it all with nobody's help, by which I mean I was the head of the booking committee so the decision to put me over was all mine"

"Even if she loses, and she will, it will still be the greatest moment of her career, and it will be good for me too, I never got the chance to end Goldberg's streak so this will have to do"

In response, Asuka said through an interpreter "I find your American sense of humor very funny, now tell me who will really be my next opponent"

UK Champ Bate Announces WWrexit Plan

Current WWE UK champion Tyler 'Don't call me Master' Bate has announced his decision to split from parent company WWE to test the market as an independent entity, free of the "tyrannical shackles of his corporate overlords"

Bate admitted that he struggled with the decision, claiming to be 52% in favor of leaving and just 48% wanting to remain.  He went on to justify his decision with a bullet pointed list of the benefits of

"Freeeeddooommmm!"

his WWrexit plan.

- An independent wrestler on the UK scene does not need the massive resources and publicity of the WWE when I can earn upwards of fiteen pounds (approx $10) a night performing in pubs an clubs the length and breadth of Lancashire.
- Before the WWF(E) became popular in the UK in the early 90's, the British wrestling scene was the envy of the world (or at least thats what Bate's gran told him), right up until it TV slot was cancelled because it was drawing fewer viewers than the test card
- Having access to the US' best wrestlers and the potential of multiple five star matches with Kevin Owens, AJ Styles Nakamura and was too limiting. "I want to be free to compete with legendary stars such as Alberto El Patron, Drew Galloway, Cody Rhodes and Jack Swagger, not the cookie cutter 'superstars' that WWE churns out
- The million plus dedicated, fee paying WWE Network subscribers pales in comparison to the 60 million members of the British population. It is about time the UK reclaimed its place in the world"

The WWE has a long standing policy of having specific 'windows' in performers contracts that are the only times they can submit their resignation letter. The clause in Bate's contract, known affectionately as 'Section (or Article) 52' means he must hand in his notice to quit WWE by the end of April or risk remaining an employee for a further twelve months.

"I'll do it as soon as I have earned enough cash to pay for my plane ticket to Stamford. Thank god I have a well paying job with WWE or I'd never be able to afford to quit working for them"

HHH Congratulates NXT Callups, Self, mostly Self

WWE COO tweeted his congratulations to the most recent batch of callups from NXT to the main roster.

#Raw & #SDLive now have #TopGuys, a #Perfect10, & the #KingofStrongStyle  

I was smoking a pipe when I invented NXT

... but they'll always be @WWENXT. 
Congratulations, gentlemen.

Subsequent tweets were sent but quickly deleted
#Perfect10, & the #KingofStrongStyle lets not forget whose idea @WWENXT was...thats right @HHH, and who made the decision to call you up? @HHH

Followed by #Perfect10, & the #KingofStrongStyle. Remember the name @HHH, if you are lucky you will be staring at the lights at Mania in a few years, for who?  Thats right @HHH

His tone took a more sinister turn,
And #Perfect10, & the #KingofStrongStyle dont forget who will be signing your paychecks, well @VinceMcMahon or @StephanieMcMahon, but I'll be handing them the pen, probably