Mika Rotunda Heading to WWE, Pubescent Fans Confused

Mika, daughter of Mike and sister to the former WWE Champion Bray Wyatt and, erm, the very enthusiastic Bo Dallas, has signed with the WWE and is expected to debut in NXT soon.

Mika is the one on the.....right??

Whilst this is seen by many fans as a great signing that will enhance the NXT roster, and it is certainly great news for the Rotunda family,there are a number of fans aged 12-15  who are less than impressed.

Said Bobby Fingler, 14 from Sweetwater, Texas "It sucks, no sooner had we figured out the strange, confused feelings about Charlotte Flair and her disturbing similairty the that Crypt Keeper guy who appears in photos with her, but now we get another sorta hot girl who looks too much like the male members of her family"

Said friend Will Jensen, 13, salf proclaimed 'Baller'  "Don't get me wrong, I'm aaallll about the ladies and the Divas in WWE, they scratch my itch if you know what I'm sayin', but this chick - she is a chick, right? is just too close to her brother. I mean, what if I'm alone in the house and I pick the wrong Wyarr for my special alone time?  It might make me gay"

When approached for comment, Mika said "for the last f***ing time, I'm Bo! not Mika!!"