What started as a mildly amusing way for Chris Jericho, the to wind the fans up a bit more, has turned into a major MacGuffin for the storyline-strapped WWE writers, but who, or indeed, what is really on Chris Jericho’s infamous 'List'?
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| We know its not the right list, but look at that hair!! |
PWIm have received a copy of what our anonymous source assures is the real thing, reproduced here,.
My List of People & Things I Need Get Revenge On, by Chris Jericho, aged 44 3/4
- Goldberg - a-hole would't do a program with me in WCW.
- Xavier Woods - laughing
- Braun Strowman - constantly farting in the rental car
- Hulk Hogan - obviously
- Kevin Owens - always streals the bed covers and won't let me spoon him
- Lance Storm - I had to put up with his boring-ass stories for years in SMW
- Blowouts Hair Salon - they cut my hair from from 1994-1999, why the f*** didn't they tell me what I looked like?
- Booker T and Edge - can't believe they were offered that Japanese shampoo commercial ahead of me.
Stephanie McMahon - for stealing the thunder from my first title runShit, I hope she doesn't see this(Editors Note) looks like this line was hastily crossed out- Trish Stratus - she knows what she did
- Golddust - as above, but doubly so
- The music critics from NME, Rolling Stone and Spin - really? 1 star reviews for my Fozzy albums?
- Montreal Canadiens - winning all those NHL titles in the 70's when my dad was on the Rangers
- Box of Washing detergent, Quart of Milk (Editors Note: he may have been using the list for shopping too)
- The unstoppable march of time - where did this bald patch and pudgy gut come from?? Screw you time!
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