WK 12 Viewing Party Host Suprised No Girls Attended

The host of the self -described "WrestleParty of the Decade" Jason Smithson, has expressed his shock that that none of the dozens of women he invited to his Wrestle Kingdom viewing get together,  actually showed up.

The show, which was hotly anticipated by hardcore wrestling fans the world over, held almost no appeal whatsoever to the average adult female, a fact that was apparently lost on the overly optimistic Smithson.  "I don't get it, everyone knew WK12 was going to be awesome. It had like six title matches and always has the most workrate of any major show in the world" said Jason.

Pictured: Not a Pussy Magnet

His attempts to convince the ladies in his office failed to produce the expected results.  "I told Shelley in marketing all about the New Japan rumble, and how its a great way to kick off the five hour show, then I sat next to the girls from accounts to list my favorite WK main events in order and explain how this years could be even better.  They all said they would try and make it before dashing off for meetings that weren't in their calender - I checked"

Smithson was disappointed, not so much for himself but for his male friends who were hoping to finally get to talk to a girl during the show. "yeah, it sucks for them, a lot of the guys have never been confident enough to talk to a real live woman, but this was going to be on their territory so they would have been more confident.  I know Mikey wore his limited edition 'Vince Torelli' t shirt so he could use it as an conversational ice breaker to talk about how it was Ken Shamrocks original wrestling persona"

Smithson continued "perhaps there was something else happening that night that girls like, I don't know, has a new Sex and the City or twilight movie come out? Maybe thats where they were.  I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff when I've got dozens of hours of PWG and old tapes of IWCCW to get through so I can act superior on the message boards"