Viewers were amazed that the daughter of the company owner and her husband were afforded the longest and most spectacular introduction, featuring Harley Davidson Trikes and various jobbers in bizarre gimp masks.
Their entrance cost more than the entire TNA Impact payroll |
"I couldn't believe it" said audience member Jerry Knowles "I figured that with Ronda Rousey in the match, Steph and HHH would kinda just hold back and let Ronda have all the spotlight, y'know, because she was the most famous person on the show, but hey, they really pulled it off with all the bikes and shit"
Some people think that HHH might have got a taste for over the top entrances after Wrestlemania 31 when he took approximately forty minutes to get to the ring due to his being dressed like the Terminator and being surrounded by a dozen animatronic Terminators for reasons that remain unclear. Fans were confused at the time but figured he needed to do something to compete with the debut of Sting and his kabuki drummers - a sentence that makes less sense with every passing year.
Viewers were left flabberghasted by the way the plucky upstarts were able to wrest the spotlight from former UFC champion and pop culture icon Rousey, who was given no light show, motorbikes, gimps or anything special at all for her ring entrance. Said industry analyst Mike Rizzo "I think whats most surprising is the way bold move by WWE to pay Rousey a huge amount of money and then give her the kind of entrance reserved for the likes of Tito Santana or Scott Casey on a Superstars taping in 1990, but hey, taking risks is what got the WWE where it is today"
Viewers were left flabberghasted by the way the plucky upstarts were able to wrest the spotlight from former UFC champion and pop culture icon Rousey, who was given no light show, motorbikes, gimps or anything special at all for her ring entrance. Said industry analyst Mike Rizzo "I think whats most surprising is the way bold move by WWE to pay Rousey a huge amount of money and then give her the kind of entrance reserved for the likes of Tito Santana or Scott Casey on a Superstars taping in 1990, but hey, taking risks is what got the WWE where it is today"
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