Ring of Honor, the inexplicably still solvent wrestling promotion has gone above and beyond in it's quest to give it's events the most ridiculous names imaginable.
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| Like New Japan but on mushrooms |
Not content with it's previous success with ludicrously monickered events such as 'Man Up' (2007), 'Border Wars' (2012) and 'Hostage Crisis' (2012), all of which sound like bad Steven Seagal movies, the company has taken it to a new level in 2017. Said company spokesman Brian Horstein "we felt we were losing our edge for a while there, but when creative came up with 'Chris Jericho's Rock n Wrestling Rager at Sea' we knew we were back in the game of shit event names!"
He continued "we are branching out into clunky names, you know the ones that look like a Japanese
sentence run through Google Translate"
"A case in point is our upcoming 'Sunshine State Excellence Event' , I mean, what the fuck kind of title is that?, it's brilliant! But wait until 2018, we have some barnstormers coming up like 'Super Happy Fun Wrestling Time' and 'The Slam, Suplex Boing Boing Hour'"
"Seriously, we are just trolling fans now"
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