List of Injured Increases as WWE Stars Trip Over Each Other to Praise Mahal Title Win

The WWE 'Extreme Rules' PPV is in doubt after a rash of injuries to wrestlers and announcers alike as they literally fall over themselves and each other to praise the decision to make Jinder Mahal WWE Champion.

"I don't know if its because Jinder is really popular, political correctness or just because there a a billion potential t-shirt buyers in India, but the guys are going crazy in praising the first Canadian of Indian descent to become champion"  Said Willy McSanders, chief writer for WrestlingBarf.com

"It's incredible, no new champion has ever received so much spontaneous praise. Everybody from

Has put more wrestlers on the shelf than
Rollins, Mabel and Gonorrhea combined

 Mojo Rawley to Jay Uso has taken to Twitter and Facebook to sing the praises of Mahal, and by extension, the incredible decision making of boss HHH. In fact they have been tripping over each other to be the most effusive in their adulation, which has led to a number matches having to be scratched from the next show"

The problem has become so bad that WWE management have placed a strict limit of forty social media posts per day and instructing performer to stagger their compliments to prevent any further pile ups.

The original headline bout of Seth Rollins vs Samoa Joe vs Roman Reigns vs Finn Balor vs Bray Wyatt to Erick Rowan vs Curtis Axel vs Epico vs Zach Ryder vs Mean Gene Okerlund